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Sunday, June 19, 2005
 
Category: Academia
A comment made by Iowahawk over at Tim Blair's place after an article about The Lancet appeared in the Times.
Iowahawk, D.B. (2005), “Effect of Statistics on Homo Sapiens From Genus Facultae Campii,” Journal of Vita Enhancement 12 June (4-29); SS-396

ABSTRACT

Subjects drawn from local faculty club were exposed to partially ordered statistics formulae in randomized latin square split-plot reverse osmosis design. MANCOVA test showed significantly more sexual arousal for Dirichlet distributions compared to Gaussian (p=.0336), with cross-over interaction between tenure status and parametric greek letter-thingies.

Conclusion: More grant money needed for follow-up studies.
That about covers it.


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